I Just Have to Say Something Else Before I Go On To Something Lighter

Ever Since Sarah Palin has been announced as the Republican vice presidential candidate of 2008, I've been in an intellectual panic, wanting to make myself as smart as I can before I die, because watching Sarah Palin feels like getting sucked into a sinkhole of energetic stupidity. You can paddle like crazy all you want, winking all the way, but when you realize you've been going in a circle, you'll still believe you're getting somewhere.